If Dan took a fresh shit smeared it on the toilet seat and then invited you to sit down that is what EOS became.

Read the title again if you don't believe me. Thousands of people took Dan up on his offer and sat down in his shit. They gave him money and their asses were covered with his brown doo doo goo. Then he laughed and said,

"These are profits for my company bitch"

And all was right in the world, according to Dan. Free markets without regulations are the key to happy liberation! Everyone knows that. Blockchain is the key to all security, transparency, and wholesomeness.

Let's count more ways to win:

1) Funding Dan is utmost and foremost. Get in.
2) New technology, better faster stronger. Feel the mighty.
3) Listen to those who speak intelligently, then hand over money.
4) Drape your arms over their backs and call them heroes.

Once you understand how important it is to feel worthy, zero in on your wildest fantasies to make them real. The world will be better!

TL;DR: Go back and try again.

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